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Why do animals have silly...Antelopes do not eat ants Hamsters don’t eat ham A chipmunk wouldn’t touch French fries Not even served with SpamWhy do animals have silly...
Capybaras don’t wear caps And tigers don’t wear ties Panthers don’t wear stripy pants To cover up their thighs
The hyena’s not called Ena The jackal’s not called Jack You should never trust a cheetah If he plays with his own pack
Armadillos don’t have arms Dormice don’t use doors Mynah birds don’t have to dig Amongst their daily chores
Are coyotes really shy?
by ~Half-Blind-McKay
The MeerkatsMilly and Molly are Meerkats They work for the man from the mob They bob up and down and they whizz all around And call that a sensible jobThe Meerkats
Milly and Molly are Meerkats You never know where they’ll turn up They’re here and there, with incredible flair They brighten the whole jungle up
Milly and Molly are Meerkats Their tunnels they go on for miles Which is how they appear sometimes far sometimes near But never without stupid smiles
Milly and Molly are Meerkats As lookouts they are just the best ‘Cos they keep an eye, on the
by ~Half-Blind-McKay
Wigan AirwaysI’m planning for my holidays I’m trying Spain for size I’m flying Wigan Airways ‘Cos they’ve got bestest piesWigan Airways
The stewardesses aren’t much cop
but let’s not be too hasty ‘cos they’re the best at wrapping meat in coats of shortcrust pastry
There’s no champagne or canapés But just for me and you As soon as you have took your seat They show up with a brew
The are no in-flight movies Or choice of latest tunes
But they always have a sing along To pacify the loons!
Altho
by ~Half-Blind-McKay
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- Current Residence: Home/Uni
- Interests: Many, many things
- Favourite movie: Too many to choose from
- Favourite genre of music: Soundtracks, Rock & Cheesy Pop mostly - I have an eclectic taste in music
- Favourite poet or writer: Kate Cann, Louise Rennison, Cecelia Ahearn
- Favourite style of art: Anything that makes me go 'oooooh'
- Operating System: Mac OS X/Windows XP
- Favourite game: Sims 2
- Favourite gaming platform: Mac/Wii
- Favourite cartoon character: Tinker Bell
- Personal Quote: I'd Give Up Chocolate, But I'm No Quitter!
- Tools of the Trade: Photoshop, Canon DSLR
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The death of one child is a tragedy, the death of thousands is a statistic.
Tonight time has no hold on us. Tonight we are immortal.
'The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori'
My hopes are so high I think your kiss might just kill me
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The death of one child is a tragedy, the death of thousands is a statistic.
Tonight time has no hold on us. Tonight we are immortal.
'The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori'
My hopes are so high I think your kiss might just kill me
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Pirate O's! Contain four of your five a day:
Fruit
Vitamins
Minerals
and PUDDING!!!
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The death of one child is a tragedy, the death of thousands is a statistic.
Tonight time has no hold on us. Tonight we are immortal.
'The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori'
My hopes are so high I think your kiss might just kill me
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